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Well I can't do this one at all.

*wanders off to practice*

Show off!!

How far can you go backwards, though?

Ahh, good times!
I remember crawling up to 55 meters where a big-ass mean hurdle punched me in the face.

And running I've reached 36 meters.

I can't do it backwards though. I'm no Michael Jackson.

We appear to have a hustler amongst us: or rather a wannabee hustler. Successul hustlers do not show their prowess quite so early: but I attribute the protection of our members to the systems in place: it is much harder to shark if only the top score is shown. So yay for the organisation: working together for our good: always.

To be a hustler I would have to pretend I'm pretty bad at the game before I make my score.
I kind of lost you after the second ':' but have to say this is the first time I've come across nested :'s